9 or 10 take your pick idc

Okay so I saw this video about how this guy used misdirection to his advantage to steal this other guy's stuff and I thought oh hey that was pretty cool because who wouldn't want to be able to do something like that? It pretty much makes him a super hero or villain I guess. He would be the villain version of Batman or Iron Man. Only instead of doing good deeds like saving kittens and stuff he would be out and about stealing people's wallets phones and watches. I think that would be a cool villain and he could fight with heroes that don't have superpowers either so it would be fair. He could like steal things from the superheroes and use it against them and I don’t know I feel like he would die rather quickly as a villain. I like it though. The video was rather intriguing because it shows a skill that can be taught learned and developed which means almost anyone can do it and hey I would totally want to be able to steal people's stuff for fun. It seems like an awesome challenge and a skill worth having for one of those days where you mess up and have to delete a text you sent to someone on accident or get rid of a note or something that you misplaced. Pretty much with the power of misdirection you could become one of the best spies or magicians in the world or a really good pick pocket. You could create a ring of pick pockets that go around stealing things from rich people. And we could even go so far as to become con men or cat burglars and sell the stuff we steal on the black market and make tons of money. And if we are really lucky we could pull of a "crime of the century" or "the perfect crime". But the thing about the perfect crime is that what is a perfect crime if no one is there to witness it? It wouldn't be a perfect crime if people knew though would it? See? That's the problem. Great things are only great if there are people there to see it and a perfect crime would mean no one would ever know. Sad life right? I feel like the life of a high class criminal would suit me quite well. It's a job that is interesting and fast paced but at the same time it is still professional and requires a certain level of skill. Yep. Don't worry if I become an international criminal wanted in at least 3 countries, I'd visit. I think this post is categorized in number ten but it could also be number nine. It is technically ponderings of my brain but it was also something interesting. The catch is I didn't read it. It was a video but technically depending on the frames per second and how long the video is and a frame is a picture and a picture is a thousand words I technically "read" an essay. Pretty impressive right?